La Petite Mort Gallery presents:

INTRODUCING GOSSAMER:
THE END OF THE PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER

Product Launch: Erotic Gift Wrap
Saturday
May 7, 2011 / 8 – 11pm (18+)

We’re mostly pleased and only slightly ashamed to announce  
Ottawa’s newest venture in sexapreneurship: Introducing Gossamer, a  
line of funny, sexy—and what we hope passes for clever—erotic gift  
wrap.

Ideal for passion parties, Valentine’s, or a happy, highly  
irreligious holiday, Gossamer’s gift wrap combines quality design,  
environmentally friendly paper and printing, and some pretty hardcore  
pornography into the perfect packaging for sex toys, gag gifts, and  
lingerie.

Want to give your lover a gentle nudge toward the bedroom? We’d  
recommend “From the Heart of My Bottom,” featuring both hearts and  
bottoms. Going to a gay wedding? “To Love, Honor, and Be Gay,”  
will make for something blue. Need gift wrap that features a hairless  
Sphynx cat with dozens of waxed vaginas digitally grafted onto its  
chest? “Baldfinger, Starring Pussies Galore” is not only
your best option—we’re pretty sure it’s your only option.

That’s why we’ve developed Gossamer: Because we were tired of  
buying dildos for friends and being forced to wrap them in stupid,  
unfunny, poorly produced “naughty” wrapping paper or, worse, a  
shameful plain brown wrapper.

Now there’s a great selection of straight, gay, and lesbian friendly  
gift wrap that celebrates your shame—locally produced by a couple of  
guys who may or may not have wasted the last three years of their  
lives, and soon to be available in your favorite adult store.

Gossamer will be having a launch party on Saturday, May 7—just in  
time for Mother’s Day!—at La Petite Mort Gallery, 306 Cumberland  
Street, beginning at eight o’clock. Because, you know, this isn’t  
porn. It’s art.

Thank you.

Guy Berube, director
La Petite Mort gallery
306 Cumberland Street
Ottawa, Ontario
www.lapetitemortgallery.com