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Artist Statement:
The reason I decided to
pursue painting as a career
was the cash. The bling bling.
The bread. Dead presidents.
I considered tort law,
plastic surgery, and organised
crime, among other things, as
a vehicle to great wealth, but
honestly, there is no shortage
of those guys. I knew I had to
blaze a new path if I was to
acheive the huge monetary
rewards I craved.
Painting skulls, cars, and
robots is what I do. Any high
school guidance counselor will
tell you that is the fastest
way to get rich. As I light my
cuban with a wad of hundred
dollar bills, I feel thankful
that I didn't waste my time at
colledge. Whenever I have time
to answer my fan mail from the
youth of America, I always
tell them to stop studying and
concentrate instead on artwork
or rap music.
Yes indeed, as I stroll the
grounds of my palatial estate,
I can't help but think that
the best source of inspiration
is pure, unadulterated greed.
So buy one of my paintings;
the solid gold horseshoes on
my purebred racehorse is
looking a bit tarnished.
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Ernest Reich Biography:
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Age
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34
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| Gender |
Male
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| Status |
Married
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| Children |
1
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| Religion |
fundamental agnostisist |
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| Education |
Self Taught |
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| Hobbies / Interests |
dodgeball, preparing for the end times, spending quality time with friends and family, reading, profesional arm wrestling. |
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| Favorite Artistic Medium |
Painting Acrylic
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| Favorite Arthistory Movement |
Surrealism - (1924 - 1955)
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| Favorite Visual Artist |
Boyd Cottington
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| Favorite Work of Art |
Anything spraypainted on govt buildings
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| Biggest Artistic Inspiration |
The whole universe, I guess. |
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| Why Did You Become An Artist |
I spent my childhood locked in a basement with nothing but large bare walls and my own feces. good times. |
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| Your Personal Biography |
In grade school I wore a mullet and drew monster trucks. I caught chicken pox, I did not like it.In high school I worked at mcdonalds and learned to fix cars, modify small arms, and live off the land.
After graduation a cybornetic assasin from the future tried to kill me to prevent my leading an army of survivors against the evil cyborg leader Hilary Clinton.
I am now married with one kid, work for the man, and contribute to my 401k.
I paint too. |
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