BRYAN KEMILA
Courtenay, - Canada


Wag The Dog ... god of Egypt


Original Artworks (44)

Bryan Kemila; Hardwood, 2024, Original Sculpture Wood, 2 x 7 inches. Artwork description: 241 the wood portion is a penis, the light beige on top is a vagina, with angel wings on top of that...
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Original Wood Sculpture, 2024
2 x 7 inches (5.1 x 17.8 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Hardwood, 2024, Original Sculpture Wood, 2 x 7 inches. Artwork description: 241 This art piece is a penis represented by a 4 foot pacific coast yew log.  The top is a vagina with wings.  I actually got the idea when my firewood guy asked if I would like this yew log.  I think he thought I would cut it ...
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Original Wood Sculpture, 2024
2 x 7 inches (5.1 x 17.8 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Stalking, 2024, Original Sculpture Marble, 12 x 28 inches. Artwork description: 241 A lifelong desire to carve stone.  The Greek and Roman statues left their beauty on me. ...
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Original Marble Sculpture, 2024
12 x 28 inches (30.5 x 71.1 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Tunnel Vision, 2024, Original Painting Oil, 48 x 60 inches. Artwork description: 241 The painting shows child trafficing.  I got the idea from noticing all the child trafficing on the news.  This is the largest painting I ve ever done.  It is 48w x 60h. ...
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Original Oil Painting, 2024
48 x 60 inches (121.9 x 152.4 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Oracle New Price, 2008, Original Painting Acrylic, 22 x 30 inches. Artwork description: 241 She wears leather and rides a hog.  The gods are with her.  Speed kills, but this dame is doing the killing.  She fires the guns.  She watches death.  And she is satisfied.  The clouds boast of her strength.  She is beautiful, with wonderful breasts that shout.  She ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2008
22 x 30 inches (55.9 x 76.2 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Shakra New Price, 2015, Original Painting Acrylic, 22 x 28 inches. Artwork description: 241 We see the planets circling the lady.  But she s no lady.  She s one hot honey who carries a couple of pistols.  Her eyes are magical and she sees time as an avenger.  She has a wonderful body.  One that she would give to the gods ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2015
22 x 28 inches (55.9 x 71.1 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Great Chicago Fire New Price, 2006, Original Painting Acrylic, 29.5 x 20.2 inches. Artwork description: 241 Firetruck is ready and waiting to blow its load.  The dogs wait in the puddles and longing to be at her side.  The spotted dog is the creature that holds his lust. .  It s for his lady when she wants to suck things.  A fireman is all ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2006
29.5 x 20.2 inches (74.9 x 51.3 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Cats Meow New Price, 2012, Original Painting Acrylic, 28.5 x 21.8 inches. Artwork description: 241 Sitting in the beast mouth, she could be swallowed completely.  But she has a device, a way to keep him in line.  She talks sweet nothings to those who give chance that they might listen.  She opens her legs and curls her claws outward.  Those are big ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2012
28.5 x 21.8 inches (72.4 x 55.4 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Trigger Happy New Price, 2008, Original Painting Acrylic, 20 x 32.3 inches. Artwork description: 241 This lady is darn lovely.  Nice tits, and a crotch to match.  She wears chaps but doesn t cover her juicy triangle.  She tips her hat, throws out her hip and seems to suggest, . . .  take me.  I m your cowgirl, here for the taking.  Take me.  And ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2008
20 x 32.3 inches (50.8 x 82.0 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; St Valetines Day Massacre, 2011, Original Painting Acrylic, 22.3 x 29.3 inches. Artwork description: 241 She waits for the boss man, He comes with a longing and a long one between his legs.  She heaves her breast to excite him.  He just looks at the old40 s Buick.  He doesn t care.  He ll take her when he s ready.  She can ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2011
22.3 x 29.3 inches (56.6 x 74.4 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Wet Dreams New Price, 2008, Original Painting Acrylic, 33 x 24.8 inches. Artwork description: 241 She swims with the fish and otters.  Like a vixen of the deep.  She carries a hook in her hand, teasing the floater above.  She s a hooker of the deep.  She knows her beauty will bring them into the deep.  Watching them drown, she feels no ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2008
33 x 24.8 inches (83.8 x 63.0 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Slaughter Atlantis New Price, 2009, Original Painting Acrylic, 26.5 x 37 inches. Artwork description: 241 They take the slaves up to the top of the pyramid.  They give them a moment to make their peace with the gods.  Then the axe falls.  And again it slices the slave.  His head falls to the ground.  They kick it over the edge.  It goes ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2009
26.5 x 37 inches (67.3 x 94.0 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Oval Office, 2013, Original Watercolor, 16.5 x 28.5 inches. Artwork description: 241 Waiting for the president, she has a drink.  Maybe this will be the first drink of the day.  Maybe she s just waiting for the snake to find it s way.  It might be, that she ll have another drink while she waits.  She tosses her head, ...
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Original Watercolor, 2013
16.5 x 28.5 inches (41.9 x 72.4 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Narcisse Fox, 2006, Original Watercolor, 30 x 20.5 inches. Artwork description: 241 The lady has studs through her nipples, She is a fox who longs for the finer things in life.  She loves to be sexual.  She flashes her tail, begging for some stud to take notice.  She walks on all fours, submissive the whole day.  She wants to ...
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Original Watercolor, 2006
30 x 20.5 inches (76.2 x 52.1 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Mounts New Price, 2014, Original Watercolor, 18.8 x 28.3 inches. Artwork description: 241 She longs for the beast to please her.  She holds his reins and comes close to this marvelous stead.  She aches for the muscle and the rod of this love vessel.  She will get him on her terms.  The beast is waiting to please the women.  He ...
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Original Watercolor, 2014
18.8 x 28.3 inches (47.8 x 71.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; The Hunt, 2009, Original Watercolor, 17.1 x 29.5 inches. Artwork description: 241 This damsel has her sites set on capturing the villain.  Not just any villain, but the one who destroyed her friends and family.  She will use her sexual overtones to get her way.  Her long legs, shapely hips, and breasts to die for, are all she needs ...
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Original Watercolor, 2009
17.1 x 29.5 inches (43.4 x 74.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Meltdown, 2013, Original Watercolor, 12.5 x 28 inches. Artwork description: 241 She has a ray gun.  Not to melt the ice, but to melt her lover s cock.  It s so big, to big for this sweet little girl.  She must bring him down.  Meltdown actually.  She warms to the ice and longs to spread her legs to ...
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Original Watercolor, 2013
12.5 x 28 inches (31.8 x 71.1 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Catnip, 2009, Original Watercolor, 15.7 x 29 inches. Artwork description: 241 She plays with danger.  Holding her pussy for the cat to cuddle.  She ties her body in a bow and tries to tease the big cat to attack.  Give her the thing she wants.  And I don t mean anything unsexual. ...
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Original Watercolor, 2009
15.7 x 29 inches (39.9 x 73.7 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Moon Beam, 2012, Original Watercolor, 21 x 29.7 inches. Artwork description: 241 It s all in the sight of the beholder.  Her breast invite fondling.  Her eyes leak lust.  She is a dangerous vixen.  One who will swallow all that you ve got to give her. . ...
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Original Watercolor, 2012
21 x 29.7 inches (53.3 x 75.4 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Mannequin, 2015, Original Watercolor, 19.5 x 29.5 inches. Artwork description: 241 She sits in the window.  Wanting to leave and walk the streets of Chicago.  But she s just a doll.  A fake beautiful sweetheart.  Maybe someday someone will buy her, and take her away to a more lovely and human place. ...
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Original Watercolor, 2015
19.5 x 29.5 inches (49.5 x 74.9 cm)
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Artist Statement

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BIOGRAPHY

Bio - Bryan Kemila

- Watercolour painter
- Acrylic painter
- Oil painter
- Sculpting

- Critical observer of current events.

- Nothing on the planet is quite as compelling as the woman.

I was born in Dinsmore, Saskatchewan,

Ive learned a number of skills. The list includes small engine repair,
electrical wiring, construction, furniture building, commercial painting,
sign painting, commercial graphics, logo design, bookkeeping
and small business practices.

As it turns out, the brush control and lettering skills improved.
After 2 years of consistent practice, I realized my efforts surpassed
the samples in the books. Gratitude must be given
to the instruction on layout and design in The Mike Stevens Journal.

I launched my own sign business, which I consider a successful enterprise.
In my early years, sign painting involved simply a small tin of poster paint
and a grey-squirrel tail brush. Back in the day, grocery stores used
hand-painted, large paper banners to advertise their weekly specials.
So I was good to go into business with minimal overhead

When I retired just this past year, the sign business
had since evolved devolved to computer software,
vinyl-cutter equipment and stick-on letters.
Layout and design still remain crucial in the biz,
but hand-lettering skill has little commercial value today.

Happily the merits of a discerning eye and keen brush control
now produce erotic art, such as you may view on this site....