ERNEST REICH
Joplin, Missouri - United States



Original Artworks (4)

Ernest Reich; SWATBOTS, 2003, Original Painting Acrylic, 24 x 30 inches. Artwork description: 241 This is my vision of the future of criminal justice. ...
Ernest Reich
Original Acrylic Painting, 2003
24 x 30 inches (61.0 x 76.2 cm)
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Ernest Reich; Fly Fishing, 2003, Original Painting Acrylic, 20 x 16 inches. Artwork description: 241 This is the type of plane I would fly. I could see myself missing a narrow runway, but I could probably be able to manage a lake. ...
Ernest Reich
Original Acrylic Painting, 2003
20 x 16 inches (50.8 x 40.6 cm)
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Ernest Reich; NFCB F-11, 2000, Original Painting Acrylic, 16 x 20 inches. Artwork description: 241 Do any of your pals have a painting of a vampire skull with engineering schematics? The answer, my friend, is no. ...
Ernest Reich
Original Acrylic Painting, 2000
16 x 20 inches (40.6 x 50.8 cm)
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Ernest Reich; Fencerow Treasure, 2000, Original Drawing Marker, 10 x 8 inches. Artwork description: 241 Magic marker on grey tinted paper....
Ernest Reich
Original Marker Drawing, 2000
10 x 8 inches (25.4 x 20.3 cm)
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Artist Statement

The reason I decided to pursue painting as a career was the cash. The bling bling. The bread. Dead presidents.
I considered tort law, plastic surgery, and organised crime, among other things, as a vehicle to great wealth, but honestly, there is no shortage of those guys. I knew I had to blaze a new path if I was to acheive the huge monetary rewards I craved.
Painting skulls, cars, and robots is what I do. Any high school guidance counselor will tell you that is the fastest way to get rich. As I light my cuban with a wad of hundred dollar bills, I feel thankful that I didn't waste my time at colledge. Whenever I have time to answer my fan mail from the youth of America, I always tell them to stop studying and concentrate instead on artwork or rap music.
Yes indeed, as I stroll the grounds of my palatial estate, I can't help but think that the best source of inspiration is pure, unadulterated greed. So buy one of my paintings; the solid gold horseshoes on my purebred racehorse is looking a bit tarnished.
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