Artwork Description:
Holland is a country without mountain, hill or bevel.
That’s quite alarming if you consider we re all below sea level.
Tulips sing on the plains
The terrain is large, flat and rather featureless you see,
that’s what happens when most of it is reclaimed from the sea.
But never underestimate its importance in the euro zone.
After all it’s where the most beautiful tulips are grown.
Oh… and calling it Holland can make the locals quite stressed.
It’s the Netherlands, not just that province to the West.
Tourists often come for a weekend full of booze.
But leave with a pair of souvenir wooden shoes.
But is there really anything better than visiting one of the many windmills
During the winter the climate can be cold and rather freezing.
But the Dutch, they do not mind. They find this rather pleasing.
In fact, the Dutch spend the whole summer waiting.
For the winter, Elfstedentocht, and a chance of ice skating.
I like living in Holland. I think it is very pleasant and rather nice.
Even considering Amsterdam is overrun and controlled by mice.
But never forget that the country is completely flat.
And if the dikes ever break, we’ll all get een beetje nat
Artwork Keywords:
Holland, Netherlands, Tulip, Tulips, Windmill, Spring, Watercolor, Original Watercolor