BRYAN KEMILA
Courtenay, - Canada


Wag The Dog ... god of Egypt


Original Artworks (39)

Bryan Kemila; Wag The Dog, 2018, Original Painting Oil, 36 x 48 inches. Artwork description: 241 Coming Soon. ...
Bryan Kemila
Original Oil Painting, 2018
36 x 48 inches (91.4 x 121.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Armageddon Warrior, 2007, Original Painting Acrylic, 28 x 38 inches. Artwork description: 241 Armageddon Warrior - acrylicThe image of the whimsical warrior is just a facadefor the devastating catastrophe of the final battle.We see the juxtaposition of this fanciful waif,armed for war with her seemingly insignificant weaponof truth, about to pierce the delicate bubble of all ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2007
28 x 38 inches (71.1 x 96.5 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Wag The Dog, 2020, Original Painting Oil, 36 x 48 inches. Artwork description: 241 Wag the Dog - oilLady Death cradles her lapdog,fangs and scales torment her arches.Holy hell and the divine demonicare enthroned within the basilica.Prints Available In Studio or Online nowLithograph Art Cards - 4x 6 - 8. 00 ea.Minimum 10 cards.  Open Edition Giclee - 8x ...
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Original Oil Painting, 2020
36 x 48 inches (91.4 x 121.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Trinity Triptych, 2003, Original Painting Acrylic, 23 x 37 inches. Artwork description: 241 Coming soon.Lithograph prints - 3 paintings - SIZE - 20 wide x 37 high.  Prints Available In Studio or Online nowLithograph Art Cards - 4x 6 - 8. 00 ea.Minimum 10 cards.  Open Edition Giclee - 8x 10 - 80. 00 ea.  Medium Limited Edition Giclee - 14x 18 approx. - 500. 00 ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2003
23 x 37 inches (58.4 x 94.0 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Trigger Happy, 2006, Original Painting Acrylic, 27 x 37 inches. Artwork description: 241 Trigger Happy - acrylicSalute the red, white and blueIndigo leather chaps.Scarlet lace lingerie.Gossamer white wings.Do we pull, squeeze or press.  Whatever makes you happy.  Prints Available In Studio or Online nowLithograph Art Cards - 4x 6 - 8. 00 ea.Minimum 10 cards.  Open Edition Giclee - ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2006
27 x 37 inches (68.6 x 94.0 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; St Valentines Day Massacre, 2005, Original Painting Acrylic, 27 x 37 inches. Artwork description: 241 Coming Soon.Prints Available In Studio or Online nowLithograph Art Cards - 4x 6 - 8. 00 ea.Minimum 10 cards.  Open Edition Giclee - 8x 10 - 80. 00 ea.  Medium Limited Edition Giclee - 14x 18 approx. - 500. 00 ea.  Large Limited Edition Giclee - 24x 36 approx. - 1,600. ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2005
27 x 37 inches (68.6 x 94.0 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; So Sirius, 2016, Original Painting Oil, 26 x 45 inches. Artwork description: 241 So Sirius - acrylicThe Orion constellation glows behindthe magnificent canine star, Sirius.Exquisite detail is executed within the varietyof texture jewel, feather, shiny leather and flesh.In this usual twist, Sirius keeps Orionon an intimately short leash.Prints Available In Studio or Online now...
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Original Oil Painting, 2016
26 x 45 inches (66.0 x 114.3 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Slaughter Of Atlantis, 2009, Original Painting Acrylic, 28 x 38 inches. Artwork description: 241 Slaughter of Atlantis - acrylicSymbolism of America dominates the scenethe mighty eagle, the fifty eagle featherson the models wings, the all- seeing eye.Americas allure has seduced the nations.The pyramid represents the death cultand refers to Americas global killing fields.The stream suggests the ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2009
28 x 38 inches (71.1 x 96.5 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Quiver Of Eros 3, 2017, Original Sculpture Other, 19 x 11 inches. Artwork description: 241 Quiver of Eros in a dark room - soapstoneThe flesh color of pink Chinese soapstoneinspired this erotic carving.Here we view the numerology of 911as nine flower petals and eleven penises.A small LED within the piece, illuminatesa surprise silhouette of the feminine form. ...
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Original Other Sculpture, 2017
19 x 11 inches (48.3 x 27.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Quiver Of Eros 2, 2017, Original Sculpture Soapstone, 19 x 11 inches. Artwork description: 241 Quiver of Eros in a dark room - soapstoneThe flesh color of pink Chinese soapstoneinspired this erotic carving.Here we view the numerology of 911as nine flower petals and eleven penises.A small LED within the piece, illuminatesa surprise silhouette of the feminine form. ...
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Original Soapstone Sculpture, 2017
19 x 11 inches (48.3 x 27.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Quiver Of Eros, 2017, Original Sculpture Soapstone, 19 x 11 inches. Artwork description: 241 Quiver of Eros in a lighted room - soapstoneThe flesh color of pink Chinese soapstoneinspired this erotic carving.Here we view the numerology of 911as nine flower petals and eleven penises.A small LED within the piece, illuminatesa surprise silhouette of the feminine form. ...
Bryan Kemila
Original Soapstone Sculpture, 2017
19 x 11 inches (48.3 x 27.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Other Passion, 2007, Original Painting Acrylic, 28 x 38 inches. Artwork description: 241 Coming Soon.  Prints Available In Studio or Online nowLithograph Art Cards - 4x 6 - 8. 00 ea.Minimum 10 cards.  Open Edition Giclee - 8x 10 - 80. 00 ea.  Medium Limited Edition Giclee - 14x 18 approx. - 500. 00 ea.  Large Limited Edition Giclee - 24x 36 approx. - 1,600. ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2007
28 x 38 inches (71.1 x 96.5 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin, 2017, Original Painting Acrylic, 34 x 44 inches. Artwork description: 241 Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin - acrylicMene Mene Tekel Upharsinloosely translated from the Book of DanielGod has numbered your kingdom, and finished it.You have been weighed in the balances, and found wanting.Your kingdom has been divided, and given to the enemy.Lady Liberty has ...
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Original Acrylic Painting, 2017
34 x 44 inches (86.4 x 111.8 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Lady Solomon 7, 2015, Original Sculpture Other, 40 x 85 inches. Artwork description: 241 Lady Solomon - acrylicBehold the defiant emergence of the female formfrom the Yellowstone cauldron of death.She threatens an earthquake to divide the nation.Notice the two towers at her feet represent the WTCwithin the map outline of the 11 western United States. ...
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Original Other Sculpture, 2015
40 x 85 inches (101.6 x 215.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Lady Solomon 6, 2015, Original Sculpture Other, 40 x 85 inches. Artwork description: 241 Lady Solomon - acrylicBehold the defiant emergence of the female formfrom the Yellowstone cauldron of death.She threatens an earthquake to divide the nation.Notice the two towers at her feet represent the WTCwithin the map outline of the 11 western United States. ...
Bryan Kemila
Original Other Sculpture, 2015
40 x 85 inches (101.6 x 215.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Lady Solomon 4, 2015, Original Sculpture Other, 40 x 85 inches. Artwork description: 241 Lady Solomon - acrylicBehold the defiant emergence of the female formfrom the Yellowstone cauldron of death.She threatens an earthquake to divide the nation.Notice the two towers at her feet represent the WTCwithin the map outline of the 11 western United States. ...
Bryan Kemila
Original Other Sculpture, 2015
40 x 85 inches (101.6 x 215.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Lady Solomon 3, 2015, Original Sculpture Other, 40 x 85 inches. Artwork description: 241 Lady Solomon - acrylicBehold the defiant emergence of the female formfrom the Yellowstone cauldron of death.She threatens an earthquake to divide the nation.Notice the two towers at her feet represent the WTCwithin the map outline of the 11 western United States. ...
Bryan Kemila
Original Other Sculpture, 2015
40 x 85 inches (101.6 x 215.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Lady Solomon 2, 2015, Original Sculpture Other, 40 x 85 inches. Artwork description: 241 Lady Solomon - acrylicBehold the defiant emergence of the female formfrom the Yellowstone cauldron of death.She threatens an earthquake to divide the nation.Notice the two towers at her feet represent the WTCwithin the map outline of the 11 western United States. ...
Bryan Kemila
Original Other Sculpture, 2015
40 x 85 inches (101.6 x 215.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Lady Solomon, 2015, Original Sculpture Other, 40 x 85 inches. Artwork description: 241 Lady Solomon - acrylicBehold the defiant emergence of the female formfrom the Yellowstone cauldron of death.She threatens an earthquake to divide the nation.Notice the two towers at her feet represent the WTCwithin the map outline of the 11 western United States. ...
Bryan Kemila
Original Other Sculpture, 2015
40 x 85 inches (101.6 x 215.9 cm)
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Bryan Kemila; Crucifiction, 2018, Original Painting Oil, 53 x 36 inches. Artwork description: 241 Coming Soon.Prints Available In Studio or Online nowLithograph Art Cards - 4x 6 - 8. 00 ea.Minimum 10 cards.  Open Edition Giclee - 8x 10 - 80. 00 ea.  Medium Limited Edition Giclee - 14x 18 approx. - 500. 00 ea.  Large Limited Edition Giclee - 24x 36 approx. - 1,600. ...
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Original Oil Painting, 2018
53 x 36 inches (134.6 x 91.4 cm)
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Artist Statement

Artist Statement Bryan Kemila
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In 1999 I went to the Da Vinci exhibit in Victoria British Columbia. I looked at his art. Poor sap. I could do so much better Well, hog-tie me and throw me a bone, I found out I couldnt. The 3 hours I spent at the exhibit gave me confidence, and the time after gave me realization. I wasnt any good. Cracker Jack

But I wanted to do art. I wanted to paint. I would do it come hell or high water. Well, maybe not hell. I drew pictures of naked girls from the magazines. Eventually I improved. Then I realized I was better than Da Vinci, if not in reality, in the deep recesses of my sick little mind.

So come with me. Explore my art, and let me know what you think. But dont offend me as Im just a introvert kind of a guy.

But actually, I do like detail in my paintings. To paint the breasts and legs of a beautiful woman is an experience. They must be accurately drawn and painted. The eyes, the mouth, the very essense of a woman must be attained. The most beautiful creature on the face of the earth must live on my canvas. Must be alive with all that is the woman.

The dark background of my later paintings speak of the atrocities in the world. Through the lense of my paintings, I hope to show the uninformed that the elitism, and vulgarity that goes with it, needs to be defeated.

My paintings include the following

Acrylic on artboard
Oil on canvas
Sculptor - Pink Soapstone
Resin base sculptor

Ive been painting for 22 years and have enjoyed it immensely. I cant think of a day that I would wish to not pick up a brush.

PUBLICATIONS

2005 - Jade Erotic Art Magazine - Featured Artist
Distributed by Jade Erotic Art in the UK.

BIOGRAPHY

Bio - Bryan Kemila

- Oil painter
- Vegetable gardener
- Guitarist, drummer, early 60s band singer
- Critical observer of current events, aka sifting
for truth droppings in the litter box of propaganda.
- And oh, yes, maintaining my flock of a dozen silly chickens.

Nothing on the planet is quite so compelling as the woman.
Re-creating the essence of feminine beauty brings me immense
pleasure and satisfaction. Hundreds of happy practice hours
have explored various artistic techniques and effects.

I was born in the small prairie town of Dinsmore, Saskatchewan,
in the middle of Canada. Winters of minus 40 F made morning
farm chores potentially lethal for a little guy of five, hauling heavy
water buckets for the cows. The sloshing water on my pant-legs
quickly froze, as did I.

Im proud to say I have merely a grade 10 education. Most knowledge
useful to me over the years has accrued because I am self-taught.

Being a curious and determined chap, and motivated by bills to pay,
Ive learned a number of skills. The list includes small engine repair,
electrical wiring, construction, furniture building, commercial painting,
sign painting, commercial graphics, logo design, bookkeeping
and small business practices. Way back in the day I even learned
to read Greek, in a misguided pursuit of biblical study.

A turning point came at the age of 34, when a neighbor observed
my humble effort at lettering a boat sign. He casually asked,
Why dont you do that professionally.

Well, that bit of encouragement led to practicing for 2 years
in my little home on Vancouver Island, BC. I had no money,
but was able to request a sign painting book from the library.
At the end of the book was an extensive bibliography
of other sign painting books. So I requested them one by one,
until I had studied 84 books.

As it turns out, the brush control and lettering skills improved.
After 2 years of consistent practice, I realized my efforts surpassed
the samples in the books. Kudos and much gratitude must be given
to the gem of instruction on layout and design The Mike Stevens Journal.

I launched my own sign business, which I consider a successful enterprise.
In my early years, sign painting involved simply a small tin of poster paint
and a grey-squirrel tail brush. Back in the day, grocery stores used
hand-painted, large paper banners to advertise their weekly specials.
So I was good to go into business with minimal overhead

When I retired just this past year, the sign business
had since evolved devolved to computer software,
vinyl-cutter equipment and stick-on letters.
Layout and design still remain crucial in the biz,
but hand-lettering skill has little commercial value today.

Happily the merits of a discerning eye and keen brush control
now produce erotic art, such as you may view on this site....